Numero Uno: Professional Douche Bags. I mean really. People who don’t have a brain to finger filter. For example:
Here is my “good morning” post from Facebook on Tuesday Morning:
Good morning loves! Happy to report that I have coffee, and plane tickets. Unfortunately, I think I broke Facebook. I can’t get in via computer. Anyone else having that problem? Off to VBS this morning, have a fabulous day!!!
Fan A: What is VBS?
Fan B: Vacation Bible School
Fan A: Ew. Had no idea it was that sort of page…
Fan C: didn’t realize it either. unliking.
Numero Tres: My Facebook Friends. I can’t call them “fans” because these people have really become my friends. We converse, joke, and have a good time. They read my blog, well some do, and they encourage my mental love affair with Johnny Depp, but more importantly, they have my back. Here is just a sampling of some of the responses from the thread from Tuesday:
Don’t let the bible kick you in the ass on your way out…
Wtf?! Why are people so super douchey?! VBS for kids and a mother who drinks and says fuck?! I’m ALL IN!!
I didn’t realize this was the kind of page where we can all have unique lives and yet laugh our asses off. VBS or not.
What kind of idiot unlikes a page because the admin takes her kids to vacation bible school? Better off without that kind of person anyway.
i take my kids to VBS, pre-k chapel, church and a parebnts morning out program at church…DO NOT come to my page, as I must be the devil
.no one needs to listen to that mess coming out of your mouths…unlike this page and let us all breathe some clean air again
This thread makes me love it here even more. ♥